blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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janesfoster:

  • I am a: frost giant
  • My weapon is: sceptre
  • I work for: project P.E.G.A.S.U.S
  • Best Friend: Nick Fury
  • Lover: Iron Man
  • Saves me: Natasha Romanov
  • Crushing on me: Natasha Romanov
  • Enemy: Phil Coulson
  • Kills me: Phil Coulson

vaginal-diabetus:

bakerstreetbabes:

Sherlock series 3 quotes:
J: "It was probably just an addict in need of a fix."
S: Yes. I think in a way it was.

LOVE this conversation.

This conversation is the equivalent of lemon juice in your paper cut.

That shit is so upsetting.

Imagine this conversation going down between you and someone you love.  They both know this conversation is much more about John’s addiction and lot less about Sherlock’s.  Sherlock is the one that’s literally high, but John is the one in the corner twitching nervously and looking guiltily at floor.  Here’s the dysfunctional aspect of their miscommunication.   John calling Sherlock “a fix,” and Sherlock accepting the definition.  Acknowledging John sought out the dangers of a crack den in replacement of the thing he really wanted.  ”Yes, I think in a way it was.”  Basically a so you found the next best thing.  

Not even so much this, as the part where, linguistically speaking, Sherlock is comparing himself to a drug, to something being used.  Then accepts it because he thinks John only stays for the one the thing that Sherlock himself thinks he’s good for:  The Work and the dangers that come with it.

Welcome to the open mouth of Sherlock’s lack of self-value. Enjoy your stay.

frenchexploit:

sherly takes NO shit

abandoned.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

edwardspoonhands:

ossborn:

Me and my mom made a TFIOS birthday cake. The birthday girl died of happiness. 

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

incurablylazydevil:

nondeducible:

i have very little sympathy for mary but can you imagine reading your fiancé’s blog after his best friend comes back and seeing #sherlocklives means #johnwatsonlives like you’d think he’d tone it down just a little bit in a public blog post

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YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED JOHN, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THRILLED YOU ASSHOLE